Hey peeps! You found my secret page. My name is Hamilton but you can call me Ham. I’m the Pixuru mascot and I love to cause trouble around the office. I snuck into the marketing department and put my own discount code in the system. If you want 15% off any order…just use the code “SecretHam“. It’s good for the next month or so.
I also like to sneak into the boxes that go out so when you order something, make sure I’m not in the box before you throw it out! Please purchase a lot so my owner can afford that good dog food in the can and not that dry stuff!
Pictures of Me:
Here I am going to work.
I like to sit funny on the seat.
Notice my lunch next to me.
I like to lead meetings in the office.
Everyone stares at me when I talk.
If they don’t, I poop under their desk.
I like to keep an eye on the IT.
These servers are humming along just fine.
I picked out the perfect
canvas material for your prints.
I like bright colors.
Meetings bore me after awhile.
Luckily, I’ve trained my owner
to put me on his lap. Sucker!
I was used as a model for this magnet.
Look for it in your order boxes.
My company treats their employees awesome.
On your birthday, you get to wear a hat
and get 50 bucks.
Holidays are a busy time for us…
So, I like to liven the place up.
My owner dropped me off at daycare and
they dressed me up like this. Whatever.
My first take down
of my buddy, Louise.
I got kicked out of dog daycare
after going after a boxer.
Dude cheap shotted me.
I like to sit funny.
Can’t help it.
They usually use me
as a model for new products.
Where’s my check?
There can only be one
Fat Cat in this company…
And it’s me! Now, go away!
I look sharp.
Louise is smokin’ hot!
This is my cute look…
I’m so spoiled…
I even have my own shower head.
This is my friend Yoko.
We’re having a standoff over the bed.
I usually crop dust her
& she leaves. Hehe!
Yes…I sit funny.
Deal with it.