Ham

Hey peeps!  You found my secret page.  My name is Hamilton but you can call me Ham.  I’m the Pixuru mascot and I love to cause trouble around the office.  I snuck into the marketing department and put my own discount code in the system.  If you want 15% off any order…just use the code “SecretHam“.  It’s good for the next month or so.

I also like to sneak into the boxes that go out so when you order something, make sure I’m not in the box before you throw it out!  Please purchase a lot so my owner can afford that good dog food in the can and not that dry stuff!

Pictures of Me:

photo-1.png

Here I am going to work.
I like to sit funny on the seat.
Notice my lunch next to me.

photo-2.png

 

I like to lead meetings in the office.
Everyone stares at me when I talk.
If they don’t, I poop under their desk.

photo-3.png

I like to keep an eye on the IT.
These servers are humming along just fine.

photo-4.png

I picked out the perfect
canvas material for your prints.
I like bright colors.

photo-5.png

Meetings bore me after awhile.
Luckily, I’ve trained my owner
to put me on his lap. Sucker!

photo-6.png

I was used as a model for this magnet.
Look for it in your order boxes.

photo-7.png

My company treats their employees awesome.
On your birthday, you get to wear a hat
and get 50 bucks.

photo-8.png

Holidays are a busy time for us…
So, I like to liven the place up.

photo-9.png

My owner dropped me off at daycare and
they dressed me up like this. Whatever.

photo-10.png

My first take down
of my buddy, Louise.

photo-11.png

I got kicked out of dog daycare
after going after a boxer.
Dude cheap shotted me.

photo-12.png

 

I like to sit funny.
Can’t help it.

photo-13.png

They usually use me
as a model for new products.
Where’s my check?

photo-14.png

 

There can only be one
Fat Cat in this company…
And it’s me! Now, go away!

photo-15.png

I look sharp.
Very sharp.

photo-16.png

Louise is smokin’ hot!
Grrrrrruff!

photo-17.png

This is my cute look…
food please!

photo-18.png

I’m so spoiled…
I even have my own shower head.

photo-19.png

This is my friend Yoko.
We’re having a standoff over the bed.
I usually crop dust her
& she leaves. Hehe!

photo-20.png

Yes…I sit funny.
Deal with it.

Get 10% off your first order!
Just subscribe to our newsletter below to receive your code!
it's that easy...
Your Information will never be shared with any third party.